Things that i think is stupid in roblox: Heroes of robloxia

Ok so, the most recent event has been this event, so umm, there are some spoilers up ahead..
I reccommend playing through this first, I don't wanna see anybody whining about this in the comments

Heroes of robloxia..

game link here

For some reason, they decided to host this event, Probably because of the captain underpants thing

The image you've seen is one of the thumbnails of this game
Just by looking at the thumbnails, I can already tell this isn't going to be good
Fuck, even i played it, it seemed sorta shitty...

The characters or umm, heroes..?

Lemme tell you some of my opinions on these heroes from left to right

Tessla,

Basically, this is some pig-tailed virgin who seems to have some "electric" powers to herself
For her, Umm She is basically used for missions 2-4, Fucc, i don't even know where to start.
OH, THATS RIGHT, I REALIZED SOMETHING,

ONE OF HER EARLY PROTOTYPES, MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A FOCKIN QUEER, God damn, This was seen in a secret room, Now, i don't hate LGBTQ+'s But i can see why they didn't choose this, Probably because of the gay pride... Moving on,

OVERDRIVE,

yes, overdrive, the only black superhero in here, and yet, he has speed... and the power to jump higher, yet, look at his feet, he looks like hes ice skating, now i dont know why hes black, but his original concept's looked like he was white, but wait, His ultimate power..? HE can slow down time.. Bunniptions, Bunniptions everywhere.. Oh, one more thing, if you go into a server, you'll see around 90% of the people playing as overdrive..

Captain ROBLOX,

Oh, Is that right, Captain roblox? Oh, I thought you were Captain UNDERPANTS.
Man, he can punch random things and use ummm strength, fuck it, everything is stronk,

he thinks hes a super hero killing people in 5 hits, but in reality, hes just a guy who still lives in his parents basement, who has no job, no girlfriend, no friends, no life, yet, still a virgin who faps to roblox porn.., Shit, he cant even get laid, Can't even hop right.

KINETIC

Kinetic? Who came up with this name? What were they thinking when they named him that?

apparently, this guys power is somewhat, telekinesis, well, i'm not gonna touch this one, he can kinetic his ass outta here

The gameplay itself

so umm, there are basically four missions,

you only have to do 3 to get the prize

but then, lemme tell you, the gameplay?

The enemies

fuck, these guys can die in 3-5 hits as captain robloxia, as these guys are weak and hardly do any good damage at all, this seems way too fucking easy, shit, even the bosses are easy enough..
FUcking HELL

i also wonder, WHY ARE THEY R6 WHILE THE HEROES ARE R15?

THEM GODDAMN FUCKING CUTSCENES

Man, Sometimes, in parts of the games, There are these fucking unnecessarily long-ass unskippable cutscenes which somewhat annoy me.

Here is an example,

camera moves to random things

oh noes, what happened here..

the bridge has collapsed (no shit sherlock)

maybe someone with electricity can zap that box so the bridge can come up..

can you find her???

Absolutely fucking bullshit,

The cutscenes are UNNECESSARILY FUCKIN LONG WAY TOO LONG

Cut back on some cutscenes, Leave some important ones in, but cut back on some cutscenes

The annoying ass music

shit, the music, was way too annoying, i had to turn my volume down

Fuck you

The conclusion

welp, I may have forgotten some stuff but as always, i might come back sooner..