BLoggermore

Satire on :  https://blog.roblox.com/2019/10/child-get-frustrated-playing-games/ Taken Directly From "How To Deal With Tourettes"

Did you ever think that they would stop at just TWO games?  Oh boy, I never thought it would get to this point of time..  But here it is, Mission 5.  The third time in a row.. 

Right then, So, as you may have known by now, I haven't done anything useful within the past few months or so, as i've been getting more bored than ever.. and that is because of one reason, "ROBLOX".. as you can see, I have decided to maybe make some rant on ROBLOX for not really anything at all.. especially because visualplugin considers me as "a 14 year old slacker" while he considers himself as "A geinus".. however i'd have to disagree, i mean, I havent coded or built anything on roblox within the past few months. so here it is, another "semi-rant" on roblox..

It has unfortunately come to my attention, that these parents don't know how to set up their "privacy settings" on the children's rōblox accounts.. https://twitter.com/Onogork/status/921225096101892097 So recently, this happened.. yes, just by googling up "roblox", you'd probably get these results. I mean, DO you see what is wrong with this picture? yep, Not enough safety put into the accounts and the games.. Which is why i have to make this "Public Service Announcement", for the st00pid ones. So lemme start off with the first topic.. Topic 1.  Exploiting Rōblox Exploits.. Yes, that one thing that got me into this mess in the first place, and since 2014 too.. The rōblox exploiting has got me a huge step ahead in my game, and without it, I wouldn't have been where i was today.. Anyways, i'll cut to the chase, usually, There are those rōblox exploiters that can put offensive and inappropriate content into your game,...

So you'd think Team Soup-Bowl would stop at just one superhero event? Think again.. Remember when i once blogged about this event ? Well they're back again and there's nothing more entertaining than staring at a glitched roblox page.. So i gathered some gameplay footage of me playing through "Mission 5" and lemme tell you, It was horrible... You're making people go through crummy gameplay just for a fucking hat? Anyways, i'll cut to the chase here. Lets play it! THE GAMEPLAY So apparently, I've already gotten gameplay footage from a couple days ago and decided maybe i should review over that.. The first thing i notice is that there isn't a mute button, I can't mute the audio without turning down the volume by the client or turning down my speakers..  So we start off with a long cutscene with reverse angles and shit, followed by spiderman stating the obvious "ThERES A LOT OF BAD GUYS ToDAY!", and then the game star...

So, You remember the last time the owner blogged on the new justice league game? Well, Bun comes in for another update that hopefully will not get her bacon hairified, even though it's been a month since the event is over.. Lemme continue the review anyways.. So, You know how the enemies die in little to no hits, and how they deal little to no damage? Sure, It makes it look like its another lego batman game, But i shall tell you WHY they do this.. To make the game easier for bacon hairs. The other thing about them is their rigtype.. They are R6 because R15 is more superior to R6.. And how the cicada does not deal any damage when he follows you around, Not even when he touches you? To give them a chance to beat him up, He does this on purpose because he wants to die so bad.. And for the unnecessary cutscenes? Sure i know how annoying they'd get for me, and how they state the obvious but give the bacon hair people a chance, Give the swag guys a chance, They are ne...

Right then every now and then you'd get games like THESE on your "Friend Activity" CLICK BAITS!!! If you don't know what those are, lemme give you an example... Suppose you find an interesting game like for example "Shove your giant dildo inside of creepers" or any of these four.. And you join the game, Just to find out it ISN'T what you expected... Thats clickbait isn't it.. So obviously, You give it a dislike.. Anyways, Do you know what the third, fourth, fifth and SIXTH game on here have in common? Lets examine the first clickbait The first game over here, "ROB A BANK!" So... Lemme tell you some of the things that can say this is click-bait. One of the most obvious being that there is an OVERWATCH video on a game made for ROBLOX, And what does OVERWATCH have anything to do with this? NOTHING! Anyways The second thing here is how there are more favorites than there are visits... and how many likes/dislikes it has....

I finally destroyed the deck Quackity started a raid on the roblox forums, and put a 13 year limit to it so Yes, its true, I finally Got it gone, And how did i destroy it? By quackity raids... It doesn't exist, Neither did the deck in the first place.. Also, new theme for some reason idk why but then " Unban quackity?" Why unban a person who said "Public castration is a good idea" It seems very stupid just to unban him welp, i gotten two sides of the coin 1. Go all out and assassinate quackity or 2. Go out and execute order 666 on roblox Both decisions are really really really dumb,  so i decided not to do any of them welp, this seems a bit unfair, we really shouldn't be mentoning quackity in this blog, even michaelbuck123 agreed even visualplugin agrees in fact, everybody else agreed... good riddance.

Ok so, the most recent event has been this event, so umm, there are some spoilers up ahead.. I reccommend playing through this first, I don't wanna see anybody whining about this in the comments Heroes of robloxia.. game link here For some reason, they decided to host this event, Probably because of the captain underpants thing The image you've seen is one of the thumbnails of this game Just by looking at the thumbnails, I can already tell this isn't going to be good Fuck, even i played it, it seemed sorta shitty... The characters or umm, heroes..? Lemme tell you some of my opinions on these heroes from left to right Tessla, Basically, this is some pig-tailed virgin who seems to have some "electric" powers to herself For her, Umm She is basically used for missions 2-4, Fucc, i don't even know where to start. OH, THATS RIGHT, I REALIZED SOMETHING, ONE OF HER EARLY PROTOTYPES, MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A FOCKIN QUEER, God damn, This was seen in...

So you probably heard me from  this link I will give you information about the door This image above me... Is the door.. I should not be giving out information on this door, Nor should i tell you whats behind there.. This is a part of a secret project.. Project Red, I really can't show you whats inside this right now, but you can take your guess Lets cut to the chase already, If i show my GF, She will just throw me out onto the deck.. Do i dare say what the deck is? No, because you really don't wanna know, Anyways, For our newcomers, This is the life of a robloxian who played a little game called "Script builder", And is living with some "GF" Who does not wish to say her name out in public. Anyways, I'll try to blog about "the deck", since the old one is wearing off, as in the new deck... Also, heres your daily "literal humor"