Heroes of ROBLOXIA 2 : Spiderman-4 the homecoming
So you'd think Team Soup-Bowl would stop at just one superhero event? Think again..
Remember when i once blogged about this event? Well they're back again and there's nothing more entertaining than staring at a glitched roblox page..So i gathered some gameplay footage of me playing through "Mission 5" and lemme tell you, It was horrible... You're making people go through crummy gameplay just for a fucking hat?
Anyways, i'll cut to the chase here.
Lets play it!
THE GAMEPLAY
So apparently, I've already gotten gameplay footage from a couple days ago and decided maybe i should review over that..
The first thing i notice is that there isn't a mute button, I can't mute the audio without turning down the volume by the client or turning down my speakers..
So we start off with a long cutscene with reverse angles and shit, followed by spiderman stating the obvious "ThERES A LOT OF BAD GUYS ToDAY!", and then the game starts with you being told how the game works.. So then i was able to perform a glitch by climbing a wall and supposedly turning my camera around, which made me go invisible and die..
So off i go, Playing through this racist game, And how is it racist?
It includes you beating up these "thugs" which range from bacon hairs To Ruh Roh Raggies (shaggy haired noobs).
So then, What makes the gameplay worse is that i can't turn half of the time..
so then, five solid minutes of swinging around and beating up stereotypes later, I encounter a broken bridge that got destroyed. and of course, we encounter the vulture.. who lets me kill 5 stereotypes
swing to the other end of the bridge, and beat up 5 more "bad guys".. And apparently, Spiderman is now fireproof.
So then later,We meet the four jackasses "The heroes of robloxia", Which these "Amigos" had to ruin a perfectly good skit.. So then, THEY LEAVE WITHOUT ME SO I LET THEM DIE! and everyone died.. the end.. jk
So then i say something like "I'm not santa but you can sit on my lap anyways" and we get straight to the boss.. What makes it stupid is that i spent 10 minutes killing this guy because i was on single player, And of course, It's like mission 4.. except with spidermin..
so then after raping the vulture, i land my final blows by giving him high impact sexual violence and so it ends there..
and while you are getting teleported back to the hub, you get obliterated with this un-skippable video of the theme song of "Shaggy And Scooby Doo Get A Club".
ADDITIONALLY, There is FREEPLAY MODE which is just you going around as spiderman beating up bacon haired noobs and shaggies!
but i wont get to that!
i fucking hate j'ou
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i fucking hate j'ou
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with regards to
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