Heroes Of Robloxia 3 : Majora's Mask (AKA "The moon takes too long to crash into robloxia")
Did you ever think that they would stop at just TWO games? Oh boy, I never thought it would get to this point of time.. But here it is, Mission 5. The third time in a row..
First off, The building is not on a seperate island anymore, but rather inside of the city itself.. Still that crappy blocky look to it.. You get a new purple hero, barney the purple dinosaur.. and of course, The guy who wants to pull the moon to earth but takes too long just to laught at how stupid the player is.
Lemme tell you, The game was bad, So bad that the game shut down on me the first time i played mission 5. But i'll cut to the chase
So first off, we end up at a lab with the obvious "OH NO! THE DOOR IS BLOCKED!" thing.. first off, yet again, You're already committing massive genocide against the star-eyed people which is rather alluding to SAGWA. Yet again, you probably didn't know i was talking about the show Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat did, But enough of that show.. Let's get to the point.
First off, I'd like to state that the AI's have now upgraded to R15, But they still can't deal damage and can still be killed extremely easily (because of how OP the players are) just like last time so this part is easy..
Anyways, After you beat up most of the people, You have to use the purple suit to block off the turrets with the shields and destroy a meteor, which is so easy, you only have to stand in one position with shields up letting turrets do all the work.
Anyways, after beating up the AI's that desperately want an ass-kicking from you. You go into the lobby of this "lab" and what do you know, the first thing I notice about the logo is the fact that it is almost identical to the roblox studio logo, except the cut is going from top to bottom (the studio logo has it's cut going leftwards diagonally) and the hole is a bit smaller than that said which means one out of six possibilities..
1. The logo is a reference to roblox studio, but it was entirely a coincidence and was changed to refer to their fake company.
2. The logo coincidentially almost resembles the one to the roblox studio logo.
3. The logo is a possible allusion to SAGWA which was unintentional yet entirely a coincidence.
4. The logo is a possible allusion of Cosminus
5. The logo is of their galactic government.
6. None of the above.
However, i thought the third one was somehow coincidential, as it resembles one of the governments SAGWA had ruled (It's another inside joke, Looks like some SAGWA ROX Propaganda)
I don't know what the logo is supposed to allude to, but i think it would be the first and second one, Either a coincidence or something else, Back to the game already.
So then, We end up finding out that cosminus is on the roof and guess what, we have to kill more star-eyed people that were locked up in boxes...
After we do that, we end up with cosminus stating that you should try out this gravity influencer, which is literally just a camera effect.. It says you might need to use the levitator to go up to the generator, Use the blade-runner to cut the wires, and mr. incredible to punch the three buttons.. I mean, the game got glitchy here that the guy was punching in the other direction.. I mean, it got so glitchy, I glitched into the second room.. and to make it even harder.. You have to beat up more nooby robots. to get to the second phase..
Now for the second phase, you have to use a turret to break a force-field, which means you have more AI's you have to kill, then you need to use captain underpants to push the turret to the direction which is literally a "Click in the blue area" game, Sorta reminiscent to the "Hacking" ability in Bioshock 2, Now after you push the turret, you have to useelsa leturra to use her lightning bolt on the turret, which leads us to the final stage.. The moon being attracted to their earth.
Which means, Oh god.. Another hard task for the stupidest heroes around.. They're punching in the wrong direction.. Let me explain, First off, you have to use the captain underpants to punch all the tanks, use elsa to zap-break the wires, then use overdrive-speedster to throw his blades at those yellow wires on top JUST to destroy a laz0r..
Now, after this, Cosminus somehow becomes defenseless giving you your chance to kill him (Dude, You need to have another trick up your sleeve to get out of this..) which was very easy, way too easy..
Now after the death, My camera ends up going through reverse angles, followed by you getting the badge that gives you a satellite hat..
The New Teleportation Hub
First off, The building is not on a seperate island anymore, but rather inside of the city itself.. Still that crappy blocky look to it.. You get a new purple hero, barney the purple dinosaur.. and of course, The guy who wants to pull the moon to earth but takes too long just to laught at how stupid the player is.
Lemme tell you, The game was bad, So bad that the game shut down on me the first time i played mission 5. But i'll cut to the chase
Mission 5 - Galactic SomethingSomething, Majora's Mask
So first off, we end up at a lab with the obvious "OH NO! THE DOOR IS BLOCKED!" thing.. first off, yet again, You're already committing massive genocide against the star-eyed people which is rather alluding to SAGWA. Yet again, you probably didn't know i was talking about the show Sagwa The Chinese Siamese Cat did, But enough of that show.. Let's get to the point.
First off, I'd like to state that the AI's have now upgraded to R15, But they still can't deal damage and can still be killed extremely easily (because of how OP the players are) just like last time so this part is easy..
Anyways, After you beat up most of the people, You have to use the purple suit to block off the turrets with the shields and destroy a meteor, which is so easy, you only have to stand in one position with shields up letting turrets do all the work.
Anyways, after beating up the AI's that desperately want an ass-kicking from you. You go into the lobby of this "lab" and what do you know, the first thing I notice about the logo is the fact that it is almost identical to the roblox studio logo, except the cut is going from top to bottom (the studio logo has it's cut going leftwards diagonally) and the hole is a bit smaller than that said which means one out of six possibilities..
1. The logo is a reference to roblox studio, but it was entirely a coincidence and was changed to refer to their fake company.
2. The logo coincidentially almost resembles the one to the roblox studio logo.
3. The logo is a possible allusion to SAGWA which was unintentional yet entirely a coincidence.
4. The logo is a possible allusion of Cosminus
5. The logo is of their galactic government.
6. None of the above.
However, i thought the third one was somehow coincidential, as it resembles one of the governments SAGWA had ruled (It's another inside joke, Looks like some SAGWA ROX Propaganda)
I don't know what the logo is supposed to allude to, but i think it would be the first and second one, Either a coincidence or something else, Back to the game already.
So then, We end up finding out that cosminus is on the roof and guess what, we have to kill more star-eyed people that were locked up in boxes...
After we do that, we end up with cosminus stating that you should try out this gravity influencer, which is literally just a camera effect.. It says you might need to use the levitator to go up to the generator, Use the blade-runner to cut the wires, and mr. incredible to punch the three buttons.. I mean, the game got glitchy here that the guy was punching in the other direction.. I mean, it got so glitchy, I glitched into the second room.. and to make it even harder.. You have to beat up more nooby robots. to get to the second phase..
Now for the second phase, you have to use a turret to break a force-field, which means you have more AI's you have to kill, then you need to use captain underpants to push the turret to the direction which is literally a "Click in the blue area" game, Sorta reminiscent to the "Hacking" ability in Bioshock 2, Now after you push the turret, you have to use
Which means, Oh god.. Another hard task for the stupidest heroes around.. They're punching in the wrong direction.. Let me explain, First off, you have to use the captain underpants to punch all the tanks, use elsa to zap-break the wires, then use overdrive-speedster to throw his blades at those yellow wires on top JUST to destroy a laz0r..
Now, after this, Cosminus somehow becomes defenseless giving you your chance to kill him (Dude, You need to have another trick up your sleeve to get out of this..) which was very easy, way too easy..
Now after the death, My camera ends up going through reverse angles, followed by you getting the badge that gives you a satellite hat..
Their confusing lore.
So it turns out that not only did the HQ magically transport to it's city?
But it also appears that the HQ gets a renovation and an entire city is built around that HQ within the timespan of a year (It states on the description that a year has passed since the death of darkmatter and that their society was rebuilt around that area), yet a leader of some strange intergalactic federation all of the sudden wants to bring the moon down to their society? Why?
I mean, Heres what I don't get, Why would a leader of some completely different empire want to bring a moon down to some world that is rather blocky, when he could've done something better with that? Was he jealous on how roblox evolved into such game with so many possibilities within the timespan of 10 years? Was he pissed off by the fact that roblox had been going downhill all because of how crappy it is? Was he the reincarnation of someone like erik.cassel, or maybe some supposed portrayal of some guy who hates the "bad/good side of roblox" like that of those? Was he tired of the supposedly fake "online daters"? Or was it the fact that he was supposedly trying to get earlier versions of roblox? Maybe it's because of his roblox account being banned and he wants revenge?
Whatever it is, I can't seem to find a reason why he would do something like this, Even if this was all because he spilt his rice krispies and wanted to declare war on robloxia because of this, I don't know.. Whatever caused it certainly must be a good reason for this, Or maybe he had no reasoning at all and he just wanted to because of his desire..
I mean, Another thing I don't get is why the moon didn't even move any closer, why it stopped there, I mean, i also don't get why cosminus was standing there watching me beat up other noobs.. Must've been him laughing at how stupid the player was? Maybe he wanted to stop the moon there just to taunt the players. Whatever that was, He surely did fail miserably.. I mean, if i were to be like him I could've completed this process faster.. Maybe i could've also destroyed half of the universe in one finger snap.. In fact, I could've probably ended up destroying robloxia like one guy did to PW.
I mean, I don't like the fact that they've made it so hard by making captain robloxian punch in the wrong direction but it was probably a glitch, but hey, To each their own..
Conclusion
Mission 5 itself pretty much sucks all-in-all. It was made to get this hat and all, I mean, This event was why i told masteroftheelements "Nice try, But the egg-hunt event was way better than the super-event" when he said it was "the best event ever". I mean, I think you have to do the previous 4 "missions" to get to this one, Don't play mission 5 unless you're doing it just for the hat, It'll be a waste of time otherwise.
I think it's pretty obvious how the game itself is more robloxian propaganda and some satire on their community all disguised into one game.. If you think about it long enough, You'll know that it's just a roblox propaganda satire on their toxic community.
Think of it this way, The "Heroes" (or you) are like the staff/guardians of roblox (Or RBXDev?).. Cosminus is the popular guy against ROBLOX, The weak AI Enemies are his slaves brainwashed into going against ROBLOX, The lab is the ROBLOX HQ itself. And the moon? Well, I think it could relate to something like "Minecraft" for example? I don't know.. But it does seem pretty obvious that this is some ROBLOX Propaganda, along with a possible alluding to the SAGWA ROX Propaganda i've made in the past.
Either way, I'm not so sure about their upcoming events since i know a close friend who almost got into RBXDEV just to brag about it to me, I mean, It's nothing special really.
Is this really what roblox was trying to send out? Was there any subliminal message behind this i missed?
.. Is this supposed to be ROBLOX's new prediction?... A prophecy? Something that might happen to ROBLOX in the near future?... Does ROBLOX know about a war against another game they foresee in the future, and they are trying to tell this to us in the disguise of a superhero event game?.. A warning? A message? Anything? Tell me in the comments what you think this game is portraying, because one question still lies deep within my head...
.. Is this supposed to be ROBLOX's new prediction?... A prophecy? Something that might happen to ROBLOX in the near future?... Does ROBLOX know about a war against another game they foresee in the future, and they are trying to tell this to us in the disguise of a superhero event game?.. A warning? A message? Anything? Tell me in the comments what you think this game is portraying, because one question still lies deep within my head...
What is this game actually portraying?
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