Yo Gabba Gabba rant : Robby intentionally throws bread on the ground



If you don't know what i'm talking about, I'd reccomend watching the video that is either to the left or above me


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So then, this is a bit of a different rant, which will be skipping my fourth rant on team umizoomi and my first, on Daniel tigers neighborhood (surprise surprise).
As of this post, i am writing this on mobile so yeah, it’s going to grammatically correct me every time. but as of this post, I'm not on mobile so yeah... We're not talking about mobile phone or not, we'll be doing tiny ugly germs..


"And so god said 'there are tiny things that you might not be able to see, sometimes those things gan be a little scary!' and god gave Robby a piece of bread!"

So here is what gets me, As soon as Robby takes his bread out of the bag, He intentionally throws it on the ground, picks it up after it's been on the ground for 2.765 seconds and almost eats it until the bread starts talking to him..

Now I can see some mistakes here,

The first thing i notice is how he says his lines sarcastically "oh oh, i forgot im still hungry" like he already knows that he will throw it on the ground.
so it happens.

First off, if you look closely, It is clear that robby has intentionally thrown his bread on the ground. (Not a good job at acting is he?)  Now why would he have thrown his bread on the ground? Did a voice in his head tell him to do so? Did he suddenly get a stroke which made him throw it on the ground? Did god tell him to do so just because he knew? Whatever made him throw it on the ground, It should not have happened.

The next thing i want to talk about is how the bread has only been on the ground for 2.765 seconds before it teleports to his hand.
Really? Exactly 2.765 seconds? Since the five second rule applies to the void they are in, The piece of bread would be completely fine.
Another thing i noticed was how the ground was extremely flat and solid, The bread would not be dirty, Not a single prick has been contaminated, It was when robby had picked it up with his blink spell

Another thing i find wrong with this is how the bread is talking, she starts to say "STOP DONT EAT ME! IM DIRTY!". MY FUCKING GOD... Everybody knows that if food starts telling you not to eat it, Don't listen to it, Either eat it or throw it away. It's that simple



And now for the biggest complaint..
The germs are confirmed to be harmless...

Yes, they are harmless. This bread is perfectly edible, It's not like it'll kill you like a fucking tide pod in which you kids never seemed to learn until SOMEONE had to get this shit into your fucking heads.

I mean, come on, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO START A SONG UP FOR? I might have to stop this rant so i don't spiral out of control.. The rant may continue in a future document but i prefer to end it here.


















See You On The Other Side..
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