Daniel Tiger's Industrial Neighborhood. ~ The Conspiracy.
(AKA The Respected Leader's guide to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood.)
A satire on the descendant/spin-off of a once-popular children's show "Mister Rogers Neighborhood".
So then, You thought i would make this into an actual series? Well i didn't and i can't..
I just made it as a blog post somehow and i'd prefer it to be a blog-post.
So anyways, I've found another show that deserves another rant, and it is called "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood". (AKA How I'd usually make a rant on stuff)
So, the first thing i usually do is to find the subject i'd want to rant on.. (Mainly something i wouldn't like. (For our example, We'll pick Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood because of recent events relating to Respected Leader Katerina KittyCat))
After i pick the subject, The next thing I do is try and look for a decent rant on said subject that I could read off of (Mainly a blog), I did a quick google search for "daniel tiger's Neighborhood rant" and ended up with this.
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| A quick search on google gave me this as the first results |
As you can see, I find rants that look like IRSOG rants, This is normal here because I'm looking at a children's show.
But of course, I shouldn't judge a book by it's cover so before i get to the rant here, I'd like to watch some of them. and of course, None of them seem to interest me.
I mean, the fifth one might seem like an interest because of it's political speech but out of all of them, None of them seem to interest me.
So my tip on ranting here is to usually stay away from rants like these (Since they are from a younger audience or those with aspergers, autism, ADHD or any other mental disorder)
and if this doesn't work, A simple thing for me to do is to find a rant from a blog by of course, searching for it on google. and then i find the blog i want to read off of..
Another thing i'd usually do here is to post some of the link on the people who have done a rant like this before me (or the links that inspired me), which will be the following below.
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/why-your-childrens-television-program-sucks-daniel-tig-1768478449 - {A rant I obviously read years ago}
https://sites.google.com/a/uah.edu/njones/marginal-reflections/danieltigersepicureanneighborhood - {A rant that came from a philosopher, He seems very wise with this information}
https://benditlikebeckerblog.com/2015/06/10/the-haters-guide-to-daniel-tiger/ - { A rant from a mom-blog }
https://benditlikebeckerblog.com/2016/12/06/the-haters-guide-to-daniel-tiger-volume-2/ - { The second part of the rant from said blog }
After that, Another thing is for if i want to rant on an episode, Of course, I have to at least Watch a couple of episodes before you do a rant on said subject, It's best if you do so because how would you know what you're ranting on if you haven't seen the show at all? ( I usually end up watching it first before i do the rant )
Another thing, to keep in mind is that I am not a parent (As of 2018-03-27) Yet, I do know the connections to this show here So Let's just get to the rant already...
The rant.
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So then, I've found a show from PBS Kids called "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood", and i feel like it has gotten a bit of a darker side to it. A lot darker than the JoJo SiWa conspiracy.
For those of you who don't know about this show, The show was basically an animated spin-off of "Mister Rogers Neighborhood", a PBS Series targeted towards 2 to 5 year olds; It all takes place in the land of make believe, It's main protagonist is a minor character from that land called "Daniel Tiger" who is a preschool-aged boy tiger who seems to have no pants.
It's episode format is simple enough to be fairly predictable; Daniel is doing an activity of some sort; Daniel gets a feeling that interferes with his activity; Daniel goes and talks to an adult about this feeling; The adult then talks to Daniel about this feeling and somehow creates mnemonic on how to manage the feeling in the form of a song (how did they have enough time to do this?); Daniel then sings the song and suddenly feels better.
Now basically, I know that it is not as good as Mister Rogers Neighborhood, but heres the catch, I've been talking to a friend of mine about this recently and we both think that there is a darker conspiracy behind this show as we have both been noticing the signs..
First off, we have recently noticed that Daniel(and his dad) do not wear any pants in the show. This is pretty much similar to how Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants.
Of course, it gets better with the fact that whenever Daniel gets any strange feeling that interrupts his ritual, He can't figure it out himself, He has to ask a parent for advice,
And it also gets better on the fact that they can instantly come up with a song for pretty much any of these situations on how to manage these strange emotions,
But wait, Not only does that happen, Did i ever mention that they are technologically advanced from our time by the fact that they have a sentient trolley that drives by itself? One that hasn't managed to hit a pedestrian like uber's self driving car did.
But wait, Some people think it's the ultimate parenting guide.
But wait, theres more, Did i ever mention that Respected Leader Katerina KittyCat and her mom begin and/or end their sentences with "Meow Meow" meow meow? What makes it even worse is that i used to know a kid from my 3rd grade class who has literally taken the liberty of punctuating her sentences with "meow meow.", I feel for her and her parents, In fact, This kid has been with me since 5th grade and she has been doing this for years.. I am glad that she finally stopped this habit meow meow.
And it gets better, his dad works in a clock factory nonstop, he never left his job, I bet his clock factory is only a section of such major factory, I bet it's like the thumbnail for this blog post.
I mean, The conspiracy has gotten so big, There is even a subreddit on the daniel tiger conspiracy.
I could go on with such conspiracy, But i won't since it is way too much.. Way too many reasons to list.
You know, I might need to end this blog post here before it spirals out of control, It is worth the try..
The Conspiracy itself
First off, we have recently noticed that Daniel(and his dad) do not wear any pants in the show. This is pretty much similar to how Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants.
Of course, it gets better with the fact that whenever Daniel gets any strange feeling that interrupts his ritual, He can't figure it out himself, He has to ask a parent for advice,
And it also gets better on the fact that they can instantly come up with a song for pretty much any of these situations on how to manage these strange emotions,
But wait, Not only does that happen, Did i ever mention that they are technologically advanced from our time by the fact that they have a sentient trolley that drives by itself? One that hasn't managed to hit a pedestrian like uber's self driving car did.
But wait, Some people think it's the ultimate parenting guide.
But wait, theres more, Did i ever mention that Respected Leader Katerina KittyCat and her mom begin and/or end their sentences with "Meow Meow" meow meow? What makes it even worse is that i used to know a kid from my 3rd grade class who has literally taken the liberty of punctuating her sentences with "meow meow.", I feel for her and her parents, In fact, This kid has been with me since 5th grade and she has been doing this for years.. I am glad that she finally stopped this habit meow meow.
And it gets better, his dad works in a clock factory nonstop, he never left his job, I bet his clock factory is only a section of such major factory, I bet it's like the thumbnail for this blog post.
I mean, The conspiracy has gotten so big, There is even a subreddit on the daniel tiger conspiracy.
I could go on with such conspiracy, But i won't since it is way too much.. Way too many reasons to list.
You know, I might need to end this blog post here before it spirals out of control, It is worth the try..
See You On The Other Side..
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