Dragon Tales ~ The Rant on The Rants

So Ruby just called looking for a decent rant on this crappy TV Show called "Dragon Tales"..





So Ruby and I went searching youtube video by youtube video for a dragon tales rant, and we did not find one good rant, (Most of the crappy ones are on youtube..)  Yet we do however, want to show you some observations..

When I was watching the videos with Ruby, We have found several things in common

• The transcript is copied off of Brendan Barney's rant on said TV Show.
• These people are usually children or young adults.
• The rants seem to be of extremely low budget
• They are not parents nor do they own any children yet they still make rants on kids show (because they most likely have autism or a learning disability).
• They also wonder why dragon tales is on cartoon network when it should be on pbs kids, yet the cartoon network it airs on is in the hindi nation. (not anymore)
• Most of the time these rants come from goanimate/vyond youtubers.

Now i know you aren't here for this shit, no, I know you're not here to see ord spill his froot loops because he was eating your sister's lipstick! No we did not!

Let's cut to the chase already!

Dragon Tales, The Rant..

Dragon Tales?  What? More like DRAG-QUEEN-FAILS.
Oh My God, This Show Sucks So Bad I Could Literally Change My Typing Quirk To Show You How Bad This Show Sucks!

This show is about two spanish dudes from mexico named max and ruby who go to their little ol' froopyland just to be raping dragons and eating babies just to make more babies all without their parents permission.. This is all because they like to go on FAILURE ADVENTURES which was what i said.. and my god, They are literally a failure in time..    ENOUGH TRANSCRIPT LETS GET TO DA FOKKIN CHARACTERS ALREADY!

Org is literally the Sammy of the bunch, He's just a big-fat-blue dragon ass who is always scared of everything (he should've had that tiny voice to add more of a sammy effect) and has a really small penis.  He's the dragon who eat way too much !!! Cilantro Salami !!

Cassie is literally like my cat, She's the same crybaby as ord, only the smallest.. yet sorta like my cat.. She likes to eat everything, including bugs! Fluttershy crap!

Max is literally Max from Max And Ruby, The spoiled little mothafucka, At least he can say more than one word.. But still spoiled as fuck!  Just get your fucking head together man, You need to stop being delusional as fuck!

Now for the conjoined ZACKANDWHEEZY, The couple that hates eachother!  MY god, I should've just seperated the two from one body,  But hey, this is what happens when you experiment around with new dragons..  Anyways, Zack is literally the "winnie the pooh" of the bunch, yet he is a huge dick to his second-half Wheeze,  And speaking of wheezer, Did I ever mention the fact that whenever she yells out loud she sounds like she is ready to kill someone?  OH WAIT!!! YES I DID!! I MEAN, MY GOD!!! THIS TRANSCRIPT IS LIKE A FUCKING DICKFACE TO ME!!!

And for EMMY/RUBY!?!?!?! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER!!! SHE IS TREATED AS THE OUTCAST IN THIS SHOW, SHE IS THE MOST FORGETTABLE CHARACTER!   NOW EMMY WAS AN ACCIDENT AND HER MOTHER WANTED RID OF HER FOR AGES!! EVERY TIME I WATCH AN EPISODE OF THAT SHOW, SHE JUST BECOMES INVISIBLE.. IN FACT, ITS LIKE THERE IS NO EMMY AT ALL, THATS HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT HER!

*sigh*  back to the rant..

OK now this is a little off topic but did I ever mention about the fact that dragon tales has aired on cartoon network.. in the hindi nation?  it's not in the US or the UK..

Why is it on cartoon network when it should be on PBS Kids?  Did they break the fourth wall? Whatever it is, It is surely unreasonable..

Back to the rant..

There is this segment in between dragon tales episodes called "Dragon Tunes"  WHAT!?!?!?!?! MORE LIKE "PAPER DICKS!" Thank god that the government removed them!

Well, Do you know who likes this show?  HMM.... wait,  that's right.. Nobody likes this show, Not a soul, Not a single entity, Not a being from any dimension, Nothing likes this show.. This is by far the worst..

And do you know who hates this show?  Everybody and everything in the world, Including me.. I mean, Infinite things from infinite timelines and infinite dimensions, All of which hate dragon tales..

So yeah, Screw DragonTales, Screw VisualPlugin, and Screw the spanish version of max and ruby..
The Diarrhea I had last week was 1630228^968839 times better than this piece of shit..  end of rant..

not..

I have more to say about this show, Continue to the real rant.. Scroll down if you wish..

Also, At this point this is the reading for people more mature than those who made the goanimate rants,  I do not reccommend continuing beyond this point if you are not able to handle such knowledge from someone more mature than the sheeple of goanimate.. Don't say i didn't warn ya'!

The Real Rant..

So then, That rant you just read above was literally every other dragon tales rant video I've seen in a nutshell, Just so you know, I've decided to try things a little different there.. If you know me enough, (but most probably don't since barely anyone reads this blog), Usually when I'm making a rant on something I'd do a search for another rant on said show and look specifically for the blog posts. (since most videos always follow this type of format) but I've decided to take a look on both sides for this show.

First off, Here's what i found on the first side (the goanimate side (or my old side))

• Most of the rants use their own modified versions of Brendan Barney's rant. (The start of it all) However, most of the transcript stays the same.
• These videos are usually less than 4 minutes long.
• These videos are a waste of time and don't have anything useful to rant on, It doesn't make any sense for these types of people to be making a rant on "Dragon Tales" since it just wasted time.
• There is nothing good about these videos

And for the other side, I'll read that one as well but for now, Let's get to my side of the story already

"Ok then, so I just remembered this show a while back.  Usually, I'd only remember this show as another one of those "Background shows" that would play on our TV in the living room while I'm on the computer close enough to said room, I had little to no interest in the show whatsoever, but I did see a couple episodes or so but i don't remember most of the details.

This show to me now would seem rather boring and a little bland for my type.. Probably because I'm too old for that crap, and I know it's a KIDS SHOW but seriously, The show can be stupid at sometimes, It's a nice show and all but it's pretty boring.. Boring, Stupid, annoying, you name it..

I mean, I've pondered about with the show and I already found the striking similarities to Winnie The Pooh and even then is Winnie The Pooh clearly better than Dragon Tales,  But we're not here to compare Winnie The Pooh, I'm here to make a rant on Dragon Fails and I'm going to do it so here are the reasons why it sucks."

Reason one.

"They are dinosaurs."

So I know that this is an unpopular opinion but I don't think they are dragons..  I feel as if they're dinosaurs.. With wings… and can talk…  and have magical powers of some sort..  Specifically, Descendants of Barney The Dinosaur,  Yes, that purple dinosaur from it's own show..

But why and how would this be possible?

Well, A few reasons.. They clearly look more like dinosaurs, The wings don’t look like any other dragon wing I've seen and they don't eat humans, and of course.. They seem to befriend humans as well and try to solve the easiest problems that even a fruitloop can solve, but they just make things worse..

Now I wonder how the hell did they get to this point?  I'm not sure if that helped but i'll get back to that later.

Reason two.

" I'm already tired of writing this rant. "

So apparently, I'm already tired of making such rant on a stupid show like "Dragon Tales",  It's already stopped episode production and is not on the air anymore, I've already won this round so yeah..

Why?

But the question remains, "Why go through all this trouble to write a derivative of the transcript to the rant on a cartoon? Why not write it the way you're used to?"

Well.. The answer is simple!

Because this "rant" was actually a satire originally written to mock those "inferior minds" who assume they're "the geniuses" that have an IQ of over 130 by literally making a derivative off of Brendan Barney's original transcript and changing words of it like it's some kinda mad-libs format.

 It's about the masses who lack the creativity to at least think outside of the box and at least make a different rant for once,

Those who have some learning disability that makes them unable to write in their own ranting style different than the cheesy ranting transcript all because they are so used to writing in Brendan Barney's ranting style (IRSOG) that their minds wont let them write in any different ranting style than that said of a transcript because they are too lazy to think different as their inferior little minds think that it wont even be a rant anymore because their minds are so used to that style, their minds are forced to write almost every one of their rants in that style or a derivative of that style all because they lack the creativity to write like a normal human being for once because of those videos literally following the same transcript over and over again because they are so accustomed to Brendan Barney's rants that their inferior little minds assume that they're the genius who makes a derivative of his rant because HE literally serves as the idol to a lot of tards who literally make crappy rant videos in the transcript that assumes who likes and hates that show and how it compares to something unrelated, The ranting style is overused so much that it makes it seem as if these people are not even human beings, They're literally just automated processes programmed to rant in that style, automatically generating rants every single day.. The programs that post rant videos cheesy enough to where anyone that is at least a superior being like me sees this video would naturally assume that the video's creator possesses the brains of a turnip.. because I've seen other rants different than that dumb video..

Yes, those kinds of people i like to call "IRSOG-Fags"... A sub-section of the grounded-people who are also a sub-section of beings called "GoFags".

You see, People like this are a great example of one of the reasons why Goanimate (now Vyond) has made themselves for business purposes, This is one of the reasons why the Goanimate community is dying, Why people are leaving goanimate, Alot of reasons..  It's already as boring as it is now,  Goanimate is almost in it's final phase, Soon.. What would we do when vyond just disappears as it closes down..

How will we get our "memes" then?

Conclusion

Asides from Dragon Tales.. It's a pretty crappy show and all, I don't care about the show.. Don't watch the show unless you have enough zantax to keep yourself sane.. Shit, get some xanax if needed.. 

On the other side of the rant however, I am aware about the sheeple of the IRSOG-Ranters who never came up with any ORIGINAL rant other than "[bad show] more like [roasted name of bad show]" and still think they are the genius that they think they were...

If you're going to make a rant on something (like a baby show)  Please don't use the IRSOG style, Try to make something original while you're at it because I don't think us superiors would be interested in a crappily made rant.

This is why they're slowly being controlled, This is why we need to step in and start regulating these masses, making a society (or slavery act) to where these IRSOG-Ranters would never even get out of..  This is why we need to put an end to the IRSOG ranters, Make them pay for all the damage they have done to our society, This is not over yet.. If our taxpayers are paying for tards to be making the shitty rants, I need to put an end to IRSOG-Rants.. I know I cannot put an end to it here as there is nothing i can do to stop it single-handedly, But however, I could do it in another reality by enslaving all those IRSOG-Ranters in The Fourth Reich Of Vecistan!

But there is one question that remains...

How would I execute this plan?

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