[IRSOG] : Little Einsteins Proposal
Rant Proposal #04 ~ Little Einsteins. | Rant switched due to higher priority.
Due to the high priority this rant has, I'm rescheduling my proposal from VisualPlugin to "Little Einsteins" because it was requested by Anonymous. I'm also going to be using a less-sophisticated ranting style because this is a baby show.
You're also wondering out of all of the topics i wanted to rant on that i picked a babyshow like Little Einsteins? You're wondering why i'm doing this?
Well.. That's because I have found out that I have a little sister who has a decent taste in TV Shows, She went from watching baby shows to erm.. shows shes too young to be watching.. yeah.. At least we got decent TV Programming in preschool, Shit they even let us watch family guy in class..
And asides from that, i'm going to call her my 4yo or my DD like every other parenting blog does (even though she is a bit older than this). Now, my DD has been making rants on certain shows and unlike the other goanimate baby show rants, She actually had a point so in this rant, She's helping me write this rant.. However, I'm going to have to dumb down my style to a lesser-sophisticated style so none of the points will be brought up here.. but on the next side, Enjoy!
-- Just kidding.. --
Due to the high priority this rant has, I'm rescheduling my proposal from VisualPlugin to "Little Einsteins" because it was requested by Anonymous. I'm also going to be using a less-sophisticated ranting style because this is a baby show.
You're also wondering out of all of the topics i wanted to rant on that i picked a babyshow like Little Einsteins? You're wondering why i'm doing this?
Well.. That's because I have found out that I have a little sister who has a decent taste in TV Shows, She went from watching baby shows to erm.. shows shes too young to be watching.. yeah.. At least we got decent TV Programming in preschool, Shit they even let us watch family guy in class..
And asides from that, i'm going to call her my 4yo or my DD like every other parenting blog does (even though she is a bit older than this). Now, my DD has been making rants on certain shows and unlike the other goanimate baby show rants, She actually had a point so in this rant, She's helping me write this rant.. However, I'm going to have to dumb down my style to a lesser-sophisticated style so none of the points will be brought up here.. but on the next side, Enjoy!
Proposal #04 - Mini Edition
Little Einsteins? More like lil' jizzstains
oh my god this show sucks
it is about four kids and a rocket who likes to go on failure adventures together via travelling through classical art and classical music.
their rocket is literally highly sentient and is the most useless thing ever
bigbrained leo is a redhaired ginger who has no soul
june is an asian ballerina idiot who should be put in a sweatshop
quincy is the gay nigga who has to sing the dumb song flubadubaduba dub dubadubadubadubadubadubadubadubadub! nigga belongs in a cotten field
and annie? nobody gives a shit about annie, not even 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 or 10 so i skip her
thank god this show got cancelled and stopped episode production back in 2009 and thank god eric weiner one of the creators got arrested.
the animation was bad, the voicing sounded like chewbacca taking a shit, the music also sounded like chewbacca taking a shit, the storyline was bad and it ruined classical pieces of art and music.
do you know who likes this show? thegreenyoshi2000, and corey fox. they both wanted to be in the show when he grew up.. but that shit never happened since yoshi belongs to nintendo and corey fox belongs to me, not disney or baby einstein.
do you know who hates this show? surprisingly all the screenwriters and storyboard writers do, in one of the storyboards i have; one of them wrote 'help me i am stuck with this job'.
so screw little einsteins and screw thegreenyoshi2000.
Xubuntu is 18.04 times better than the little einsteins, end of rant.
next rant. a more sophisticated rant on this rant.
You may leave now, Rant is over.
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-- Just kidding.. --
-- Do not read any further if the "rant" above was enough for you --
Ok, so this is the real rant on Little Einsteins.
You thought that I would just make a rant as short as that? Well, No.. Not really.. I made my rant like that not just to mock inferior minds but to build a wall around my blog to keep inferior minds out and superiors in.. I hope this will keep the inferior-minded whiners out of my inbox.
And in order for me to KEEP this INTEGRITY, You know where to find the real rants...
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