[IRSOG] Barney And Friends Proposal.
Rant Proposal #06 ~ Barney And Friends. | Requested by Moose and Zee from the 9th Dimension..
Before I start, I have to say that I am required by law to type this rant with the lowest international ranting standards ever.. IRSOG.. Yes, Fucking IRSOG... Why? Obviously because it's Barney!
Before I start, I have to say that I am required by law to type this rant with the lowest international ranting standards ever.. IRSOG.. Yes, Fucking IRSOG... Why? Obviously because it's Barney!
The Rant on Barney
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Barney And Friends, More like FLOOF GIVE ME SWIFTLOOT PREMIUM, Oh my god.. This show sucks!
This show is about a purple dinosaur and some poor innocent slaves who like to go on failure adventures with a nonexistant dinosaur. I've made fun of and hated this show since the 90s AND ever since it aired.. Listen, I could write a better storyline than every episode of barney that has been written. Don't believe me? I will write about a movie experience I had last year
"Yesterday, while I was watching The Emolji Movie; I just couldn't help myself so I pulled down my pants and panties and started jacking off. People started to scream and went to get someone to stop me; But it was too late because I had orgasmed so hard, it squirted all over the kid in the seat in front of me."
Even that experience was better than watching Barney.
DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES THIS SHOW? Of course.. I can't think of anything or anyone who likes this.
DO YOU KNOW WHO HATES THIS SHOW? Two of my pet raccoons "Rusty" and "Rosy" named after the obscure Waterford video series and those two who have also appeared on "My Personal Tutor", These raccoons somehow managed to turn off the TV whenever Barney came on.. No idea!
so screw barney and screw america! My pets, Rusty and rosy are a lot better than this experience..
end of rant
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I only wrote this because of the red letters.
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