Teen Titans Go Essay.

Proposal #09 ~ Teen Titans Go | Blatant mocking of Teen Titans! | Made in the critic's ranting style.




So then, My schedule updates again, This time Imperial Insurgence does not get a rant just yet but Teen Titans Go now has a higher priority on this list because of how stupid it is.

If you like this show, Good for you. I respect your opinion, I may not like the show you like but as Bun says, "To each their own!".

Now before we get started on this rant, I have realized that the IRSOG/GoAnimate Ranting style the goanimators used was actually started by one of the more well known tv and movie critics.  Yes, The whole style itself was written by that one critic.. so I guess that's a change of ranting style, I'm gonna write in my main criticism style now. Enjoy!


Teen Titans Go!? More like Team Titanz No! Oh My God this show sucks, It has ruined and even mocked the original teen titans series which is a lot better than this.

The Show.

The show is basically about the teen titans, except they're stupid ass jerks who do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do! Instead of going around being a hero of some sort fighting crime and shit, They're just being dicks to other people including themselves.. Don't believe me? I'm going to list the characters out here and what i think of them!

The Characters.

Robin is that leader who is a screaming idiot who looks like johnny test, He's always the most aggressive and the biggest dick of the team, He whacks his crew with his staff and yells at them whenever they can't do anything right. Did I ever mention that he actually abuses his members. he always tries to kiss Starfire but we all know that will NEVER HAPPEN IN THE SERIES! NOT EVEN ONCE!!!  And speaking of Starfire, She is THE NEXT!!

Starfire is a girl who the speaks in the dialect of the you give a the shit club. Seriously, She puts "THE" a lot in the sentences where they are not the needed.. The Seriously, In the all seriousness, She's an annoying character, In fact, so annoying that in one episode she used "shamma lamma mu mu" as her catchphrase which obviously rips off the iconic "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" catchphrase rick said. Concidentially; both of these translate to "I am in great pain please help me". Another thing that bothers me is the fact that she is being stalked by robin who is a psychopath at this point... Did i ever mention how gullible she is?

Beast Boy is the most inferior and the dumbest out of all of the groups, He's the most useless person of the group; I wish they would kick him out but he cannot because of cyborg's fucking relationship to him! This has to be the dumbest relationship i have ever seen... I would actually pay someone to kill this bastard but sadly he doesn't exist which means i don't have to worry! Although i could pay the classic stewie griffin from family guy to do this... In one episode i saw him make a new currency.. and that is FUCKING BEES!!! What makes it even worse is the fact that he's enslaved robin and the entire city just for a fucking bee-currency... Cyborg really had to do it to him.. Oh, and speaking of cyborg.. We will get to him RIGHT NOW!

Cyborg is that robot guy who works on robotics and his inventions are.. well?  Terrible according to SophieOtter-Alpha and Zick-SanCzech!  He always uses and abuses his robotic powers to his highest advantages, and he is by far one of the most annoying characters of all! And in one episode; I saw cyborg becoming a human again.. and since he wasn't a "Cyborg" anymore; People were thinking about what to call him now and they chosen "Fleshy Guy!"... Seriously? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL HIM "VIC STONE" OR SOMETHING, THAT'S HIS REAL NAME YOU KNOW! WHY NOT JUST CALL HIM VICK FOR ALL I CARE!!!! CYBORG SHOULD BE SCRAPPED FOR SKRAP METAL!!! It's about time i let Nicola Piro and Kuron Kurosawa, the creators of Grezzo 2 and Hong Kong 97 and Fritz from Timothy Goes To School handle this robotic-manchild once and for all!

And lastly, Raven.. Well.. Nobody gives a shit about her.. Not even 0, 01, 02, 03, 04, or 05, Not even up to as much cash as i have in AdCap! That's why i refer to her last.. Usually I'd skip her but I'm gonna break the law and rant on her for the exception being that she is another outcast and heres why...

Raven used to be a someone in the original teen titans series, But thanks to Teen Titanz No! They made her into some emo freakish lady who has all of these powers, She is by far one of the most powerful beings in the group.. But they made her a fucking emo?  Wait.. Did I ever mention who voices her? Yep, The one and only TARA STRONG.. Same girl who voices Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and that same girl who voices pretty much a lot of others i won't list here...  And now that I broke one law and explained all the mane 5, I go to the next part of the rant..

How this show fails.

So first off, Cartoon Network made a promo saying that "Teen Titans Go Is Your New Favourite Show", which is wrong on so many levels since those stupid mind control bastards try to manipulate us like those "10 things YOU didn't know about shit".. [Too many shows to list here] are my real favourite TV shows, This proves that the people over at Cartoon Network are a group of infidels.

Next part, A teen titans go marathon.. In December of last year(2017), They aired an entire teen titans go marathon for one month. Only 2 steven universe episodes and the adult swim block(obviously) aired in that month.

They also renewed for a fifth season a few months ago...

And the worst part, They have a movie called "Teen Titans Go To The Movies". Even worse than the show itself...

And mason, If you're reading this, I think you already know this but Remember the time that Teen Titans Go did a crossover of the 2016 PowerPuff Girls? I have just recently found out that was evidence that those guys behind Turner and Cartoon Network are evil.

And FuntimeGamer74, If you're somehow reading this.. I Respect Your Opinion on Teen Titans Go!  You're not alone.. My dad also likes this show as well.. To each their own!

And now We run the scores!

The scores!

The sense of humour is as funny and as dry as the newest seasons of family guy.

The animation is as crappy as johnny test,

The whole plot itself is basically what ruins teen titans..

Final Score: -0 CL points because I no longer care about the show...

Final Opinion : Kill the show at all costs!

Conclusion

If you make a reboot of an actually decent series; Just be careful with what you do in it.. Don't pull off a "Teens Titan Go!", Things are possible because the show's world is at your command once you own it.. Either way, At least do it like they did to the fifth season of samurai jack.

Do you know who likes this show? God FuntimeGamer74 and my dad, To each their own I respect his opinion on that since he is one of our gods. and i respect my dad's opinion because to each their own.

Do you know who hates this show?  The jewish screenwriters of this show, I'm not surprised that they had been enslaved by the evil cartoon network to write transcripts to these episodes. I'm a bit disappointed for them!

CONCLUSION

Screw Teen Titans Go! and it's movie.

Maple Town and "The Beatles : Yellow Submarine"(The movie and album and song itself) are all [number] times better than the piece of shit known as Teen Titans Go!

end of rant.

Rant Schedule:
#10. Clarence (Cartoon Network's Fetish Show)
#11. The Loud House
#12. Imperial Insurgence
#13. ???

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