Paw Patrol : ((Paw Postal 2))
Paw Patrol? More like CAT-astrophe.
Oh my allah, This show sucks.. You know what fuck it, I'm not making my rant like this.
It's been a while since I last made a blog post on here. No I am not dead, and neither is this blog. Apparently Quarantine III has gotten out of hand. Yeah, I went from becoming a literal deity on a certain game to cheating at reader rabbit math ages 4-6 by giving myself infinite tickets and getting literally every "prize" out there.
Why am I coming back to rant on the paw patrol? See, my friend has been freed from the evil spell of the paw patrol the other day and while I was spending minutes configuring the antenna and rescanning my tv to get channels like the security channel and whatnot, I realized that I wouldn't have to deal with the paw patrol anymore (or falling under their evil spell itself.). But that's a different story. This show is much worse than dora the explorer considering how it has become a staple of Nick Jr. like Dora The Explorer was years ago. Seriously, DO WE REALLY NEED 7 PAW PATROLS A DAY?! You're probably thinking I'm crazy for ranting on a kids show but it does raise up a couple questions.
Anyways, The show is about Ryder a sociopathic industrial mercenary who lives in the citadel he created known as "Lookout" with the souls of insane asylum patients trapped inside a flock of puppies genetically and mechanically engineered to be as human-like as possible (thus creation of furries), who have been under penal servitude since 2013, with him (and his dog slaves) serving the seemingly desolate Adventure Bay. all while it's being funded by the United States Military. What? You don't remember that part of the show.. Well that's the real story you do not hear on TV. The reality of the paw patrol. The evil Ryder that Stewie Griffin from earlier seasons of Family Guy talks about off the studio. Or prehaps it's what really goes on in the paw patrol, the shit you don't see on TV..
Yeah who am I kidding. Why does Ryder own a group of dogs fit with ridiculous outfits be in charge of a town, let alone have an entire citadel dedicated to it. I mean, They literally do the work around the town while the mayor just wastes her day chasing her chicken around. Apparently it is enough for Ryder to afford Sburb and cause a meteorite to land exactly in a certain point. Or not, It would be awesome if paw patrol suddenly became homestuck.
See, Paw Patrol has never done me any justice. It's one of the worst children's shows I have ever seen in my life. Sure I've seen stuff like Dora The Explorer and The Wiggles on TV but none has come up to the evil paw patrol. A town that relies on a little boy and his dogs.. Not to mention the other side of paw patrol NO KID HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.. Speaking of which..
Just Kidding.. I'm not done yet. Every time I finish an episode I wonder to myself "What the hell just happened?" I don't get it, What the fuck is going on with paw patrol? They have only caused confusion and delay.. Yeah..
Oh my allah, This show sucks.. You know what fuck it, I'm not making my rant like this.
It's been a while since I last made a blog post on here. No I am not dead, and neither is this blog. Apparently Quarantine III has gotten out of hand. Yeah, I went from becoming a literal deity on a certain game to cheating at reader rabbit math ages 4-6 by giving myself infinite tickets and getting literally every "prize" out there.
Why am I coming back to rant on the paw patrol? See, my friend has been freed from the evil spell of the paw patrol the other day and while I was spending minutes configuring the antenna and rescanning my tv to get channels like the security channel and whatnot, I realized that I wouldn't have to deal with the paw patrol anymore (or falling under their evil spell itself.). But that's a different story. This show is much worse than dora the explorer considering how it has become a staple of Nick Jr. like Dora The Explorer was years ago. Seriously, DO WE REALLY NEED 7 PAW PATROLS A DAY?! You're probably thinking I'm crazy for ranting on a kids show but it does raise up a couple questions.
Anyways, The show is about Ryder a sociopathic industrial mercenary who lives in the citadel he created known as "Lookout" with the souls of insane asylum patients trapped inside a flock of puppies genetically and mechanically engineered to be as human-like as possible (thus creation of furries), who have been under penal servitude since 2013, with him (and his dog slaves) serving the seemingly desolate Adventure Bay. all while it's being funded by the United States Military. What? You don't remember that part of the show.. Well that's the real story you do not hear on TV. The reality of the paw patrol. The evil Ryder that Stewie Griffin from earlier seasons of Family Guy talks about off the studio. Or prehaps it's what really goes on in the paw patrol, the shit you don't see on TV..
Yeah who am I kidding. Why does Ryder own a group of dogs fit with ridiculous outfits be in charge of a town, let alone have an entire citadel dedicated to it. I mean, They literally do the work around the town while the mayor just wastes her day chasing her chicken around. Apparently it is enough for Ryder to afford Sburb and cause a meteorite to land exactly in a certain point. Or not, It would be awesome if paw patrol suddenly became homestuck.
See, Paw Patrol has never done me any justice. It's one of the worst children's shows I have ever seen in my life. Sure I've seen stuff like Dora The Explorer and The Wiggles on TV but none has come up to the evil paw patrol. A town that relies on a little boy and his dogs.. Not to mention the other side of paw patrol NO KID HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.. Speaking of which..
See You On The Other Side..
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Just Kidding.. I'm not done yet. Every time I finish an episode I wonder to myself "What the hell just happened?" I don't get it, What the fuck is going on with paw patrol? They have only caused confusion and delay.. Yeah..
I Wanna Speak To Your Manager!
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