Series 2 Proposal #12 ~ reader rabbutt

Season 2 Episode 2 | Rant Proposal #12 ~ Reader Rabbit | Not sure | Skipped to this rant as others are now irrelevant.




Yes, I'm back with a new season.. Not of family guy but of the rant series.. I am not going to do the Imperial Insurgence rant because they are now irrelevant as of today so I might just continue with something bigger. Instead, I'm going to rant on BabyBus.. maybe.. Ok nevermind make that the Reader Rabbit Rant Proposal. It's going to be a quickish one today.. Yes, the rabbit that somehow installed NetZero on my computer as well as THE ONLY reason why I know Reader Rabbit.

However, Instead of the correct way to rant shit here in goanimate (cause lvm is dead). I'm going to make my rant the TRULY CORRECT way, In CottonTail's rant style.. Let's start..

So Reader Rabbit sucks as much as netzero does since he installed that shit on my computer, It makes Jump Start 1st Grade look like NeoPets(get it? cause jump start owns neopets) which is already bad enough, and it also makes The Binding of Isaac look 109 bits better than this piece of garbage which is already a fuckton more superior. I hate this software so much that I wanna over fucking rule the rabbit's installation of netzero and shove his netzero installation up his rabbit fucking ass and cut one of his feet off for the absolute divinity of luckards luck. like the leprechaun that's after me lucky charms kind of luck.
I know DoraYesFamilyGuyNo VGCP AUTTP likes this software for some reason since his brother actually confirmed it as seen below.. (NOTE: TO EACH THEIR OWN TO THOSE WHO LIKE DORAYESFAMILYGUYNO VGCP AUTTP!)


I almost thanked Allah for there not being a new reader rabbit game but then he responded with something like "لا ، ستحصل على لعبة قارئ أرنب جديدة في 2018." or "NO, You get a new Reader Rabbit game in 2018." and he was right.. Reader Rabbit JumpSmarter the Kaizo Platformer appeared in 2018. So All I could say is that I hope this series dies in a fuck fire. Though I'd thank allah I never got to experience this in my earlier years.
All the games are bad, the voicing is WAY TOO SIMILAR to the gander of things, and the installation process for each game is tedious like it wants me to register their stupid software and install netzero. Bitch I aint gonna install shit like you made me do in '03.
Anyways the game series is about a rabbit who desparately wants you to install netzero and you denying his permission to do so. Now here is what I think about all 128 Reader The Rabbits Family Members
Reader Rabbit is this cumbunny who wants to install netzero on your computer.
Reader Rabbit 2 is also a cumbunny who is driven for sex
Reader Rabbit 3 on the other hand, well he's a crybaby.
Reader Rabbit 4 is a ripoff of Skeebo from the Dark Side of Star Wars as well as a ripoff to Reader The Rabbit from Roller Coaster Tycoon 4.
Reader Rabbit 5 is a ripoff of Chad P.W. Bossy U Wonka Guy and the character from above from Roller Coaster Tycoon 5.
Reader Rabbit 6 is a huge ass ripoff to Mickey Mouse,
Reader Rabbit 7 took my kids
If you see Reader Rabbit 8, Please call the police.
Reader Rabbit 9 is a loser and a ripoff of Meg from Family Guy
Reader Rabbit 10 is a ripoff of Ezio from Assassin's Creed which is also a ripoff of that one scene in the Family Guy episode Nanny Goats where the nanny saves the baby from being assassinated even though Assassin's creed came before that episode.
Reader Rabbit 11 cannot stop breaking the fourth wall at all.
Reader Rabbit 12 is just so creepy they give their children nightmares.
Reader Rabbit 13 is the most unlucky rabbit ever, He is a ripoff to Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out considering he has lost exactly 99 times and has only won ONCE by a freak accident..
Reader Rabbit 14 is a ripoff to Jazz JackRabbit
Reader Rabbit 15 is a ripoff to Jumpin' JackRabbit from.. well.. let's just say he's from a VHS tape from the 80s-90s that has something to do with ANY NUMBER NEXT TO A NUMBER ITS EITHER LESS OR MORE!!!!
Reader Rabbit 16 is an absolute hypocrite and a whiny little asshole
Reader Rabbit 17 is a scaredy cat and too much of a pussy to do anything, He is a ripoff to Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out as he lost 99 battles out of ONE where he won by a freak accident. like Glass Joe.
Reader Rabbit 18 also could not beat Glass Joe in mike tyson's punch out.
Reader Rabbit 19 is the reason why Mike Tyson's Punch Out is now Punch Out featuring Mr. Dream
Reader Rabbit 20 ripped off the 20th century fox logo
Reader Rabbit 21 sold his hands to the Helping Hands Organization after they were cut off with a meat cleaver like how the Robot Devil from Futurama did it to fry in that one episode.
Reader Rabbit 22 sucks at absolutely everything
Reader Rabbit 23 is an absolute ripoff to Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny from Loric tunes.
Reader Rabbit 24 is a racist depiction of a blackface on a fuckton of acid which is considered extremely racist to like, tons of alien species and a couple dragons, like that one episode of Team Umizoomi I ranted on a while back.
Reader Rabbit 25 is a ripoff to The Happy Bunny or The Please Be Offended Rabbit.
Reader Rabbit 26 is a youtube comment bot that comments like Justin Y on every video
If you see Reader Rabbit 27 call your local police station
Reader Rabbit 28 knows someone who can make a wish like the monkey's paw.
Reader Rabbit 29 is the reason why Shimmer & Shine are the monkeylodeon equivalent to the Monkey's Paw.
Reader Rabbit 30 is a fullest 100 mega starglitcher editional wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman nasty nasty nasty nasty juice 2049 omega WTF time SIMP and nothing and absolutely nothing can change that with the super mega hype huge-ass ultra mega omega huge ass bigotry firing flaming flamedon inflamationist feminism satirical polyglot emmininent hard-biting cold-hearted right-handed communist capitalist nazi germany adolf hitler confederate ku klux klansmen absolute divinity mega-lo-mart sans undertale WTF PASSION of the absolute divinity without any changes whatsoever. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if you disagree then yo mama so fat she has the entire description reader rabbit 30 including the rest of it tattooed onto her big fat juicy ass.
Reader Rabbit 31 is a simp'son
Fuck Reader Rabbit 32 and Every mall santa that ever looks like him.
Nobody gives a shit about Reader Rabbit 33 because he is FUCKING DEAD, NOBODY.. Only reason he's not skipped is so I could tell you that.
Reader Rabbit 34 draws a lot of rule 34 on his family, kinda incest. but if you google, He is 36 years old.  Oh and did I happen to mention the fact that he knows the original paw patrol canon. Yeah..
Reader Rabbit 35 is fucking worse than an R.L. Stine Book.
Reader Rabbit 36 is fucking worse than an episode of Family Guy.
Reader Rabbit 37 is fucking worse than Panic At The Disco.
Reader Rabbit 38 is fucking worse than Ann Coulter.
Reader Rabbit 39 is fucking worse than reading YouTube comments.
Reader Rabbit 40 is fucking worse than The Da Vinci Code both the novel by Dan Brown and the film.
Reader Rabbit 41 is fucking worse than Windows Never Released Editions.
Reader Rabbit 42 is The HitchHikers Guide To the Galaxy
Reader Rabbit 43 is basically the equivalent to Zoe but much much worse.
Reader Rabbit 44 took my kids again.
Reader Rabbit 45 is the one that framed Roger Rabbit
Reader Rabbit 46 is fuckin worse than the lovechild of the Paw Patrol boning Dora The Explorer two of the worst shows on the worst channel ever, Nick Jr.
Reader Rabbit 47 is worse than hitler.
Reader Rabbit 48 is the reason why Waldo is hiding from everyone.
Reader Rabbit 49 is fucking worse than an episode of Dora The Explorer
Reader Rabbit 50? Nobody gives a single shit. Not a 50 or even 120.

and as Billy Mays would've said "BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!"

Reader Rabbit 51 is the reason why NICOLE IS DEAD in Dead Space.
Reader Rabbit 52 is worse than an episode of Paw Patrol
Reader Rabbit 53 is the reason why Jeff 171 is in hiding.
Reader Rabbit 54 is the one who rips off the ELMO AND OSCAR videos even though they suck ass because they're just a bunch of elmo crap
Reader Rabbit 55 died from getting The Big Bag Of 10 Discos Crisps by the one, the only, OSCAR FERGUSON AKA ZENDER MAN.
Reader Rabbit 56 is the reason why I have to press Ctrl+Alt+X in Leisure Suit Larry 1 to skip the age gate questions (Yes You can do that.)
Reader Rabbit 57 won't have Richard Nixon to kick around any more.
I'd say Reader Rabbit 58 is the rabbit from Captain Kangaroo but would anyone reading this blog even know who he is? However, I'd just say he's the reasoning why the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz is so.. Wicked..
Reader Rabbit 59 died, but what really happened is that somebody's been doing something to someone.
Reader Rabbit 60 flunked his last blood test.
Reader Rabbit 61 is no one to fool with.
Reader Rabbit 62 however was on the playboy centerfold at one point, but who cares? I CARE.. I gotta find her
Reader Rabbit 63 is the reason why Leisure Suit Larry 4 never got released.
Reader Rabbit 64 is a ripoff to Super Mario 64.
Reader Rabbit 65 is worse than... well, let's not say his name here now... Go ahead fans and "Cancel Culture", Cancel me for defacing your prophet.
Reader Rabbit 66 cannot be drawn..
Reader Rabbit 67 is fuckin worse than The Bloat from The Binding of Isaac
Reader Rabbit 68 is that fucking tiny spider that killed me in Depths I in The Binding Of Isaac (Yes, I literally die to a tiny spider..)
Reader Rabbit 69 FUNNY SEX NUMBER LOLOLOLOLLOLLL 

And who the heck are the rest of the rabbits?  Nobody gives a single shit which is why I will not document them. Not a $1, or a $5 or even a hecking $20. The game gets 0 bits out of 20.. Absolutely horrible.. I don't care if it's for kids. It's a shitty software, It doesn't teach them anything.. All it does is make kids expect to learn EVERYTHING through a computer. It's just lazy and stupid. TLC just wanted to milk money off this game, They can't even bother making GOOD GRAPHICS. I'd think an educational game like this would have at least decent graphics so that it'd at least be entertaining to some extent. I could literally make a better program with a game engine I had created myself.  So yeah, End of fucking rant..

I have not decided on the rest of the schedule... BUT WILL HANDY MANNY AND HIS TOOLS DECLARE WAR?! WILL HE FINALLY BE DEPORTED TO MEXICO?!?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF PROPOSAL AS THE JOURNEY CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!! YA YA YA YA YA!

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