[Updated] Some crappy story about that time where I went on a "Rick And Morty Adventure" all for a stupid max and ruby doll.

(This post has been edited to improve the story)

Right then, A while back in 2006.4, somewhere in Anthem Gate-7. Ivy had been left with me for the week until she goes to preschool again, and so did bun, because they were both 4 years old at the time even thought it would be physically impossible.. and just like me, that preschool took emergency preparation seriously… I mean very seriously.. But don't worry, This happened due to a time fracture, Somehow followed up by the events that happened in this post

The school sent home a bag with a list of stuff to put in it. And one of the things was "a small toy", So when it got to that,

I knew it was going to be another little "doll" thing again, but since X's most recent doll was too big to fit in the bag and because Gate 7 was under another time fracture, I didn't know how to plan this..

Until I realized that I had a skeleton doll that came in a happy meal during the "Pirates of the Caribbean" promotion they did back in 2006 real time, that doll was the perfect size for the bag. And you know what they say, If it fit's, It will work. It also made sense because "if the crown fits why spend more"..

However, X was Definitely not going to put that in there. I knew this because X was the one who took care of bun and ivy during the time fracture, and X didn't want to put a fucking skeleton doll in there, because "it needed to be comforting, something that will make her feel safe". Since that was actually a key item, I thought X was betraying me..

So then, I had a week to turn it in, So I had to try to find a way to sneak that plush in without X knowing..

However, since that probably wouldn't help.. I had to go with PLAN B.

Plan B, The bet

It was to get a jack sparrow doll from that happy meal and put that in there instead, So I driven off to mcdonalds to order FOUR HAPPY MEALS, And I open the first one and go straight to the toy, hoping to get that plush, and spoiler alert: I didn't, I didn't get it for the other three either.. And I realize, that I was completely stupid.. So I went to a close friend of mine, and paid $2.00 for a jack sparrow plush, and sold him the rest of the four toys.. For $9.99 because why not?

So we were about to jack sparrow in the bag, but I thought, Why not make a bet to see who goes in?..

and so I had to waited until Saturday to take Mabel to one of the best betting Places in my location at the time,"Citadel Anthem", However, This isn't your average everyday SaltyBet bet.. No, it was that one Saturday bet just to see who would go in the bag, and so, my side won and that meant jack sparrow would go in the bag, But X would not let me.. No matter how much money I'd owe X, No matter how hard I tried, X simply would not pay the price.

So that was a huge disappointment, A huge bet for nothing. But hey, it was worth the try, so I had to try something else.

So on Sunday, I was gonna pull off another "rick and morty adventure" and get them a "max and ruby doll", But there were some problems, The adventure would be too dangerous to take bun and ivy on and All three of my babysitters were gone, so that meant I'd have to either go by myself, take Mabel with me and rely on penny to babysit, or just not go at all, But since Mabel and I both wanted to go, We made the final decision to do it anyways.

So off we go to somewhere in max and ruby land to steal a picture of the couple and steal some max and ruby dna (or unique identifier), in a sneaky way.. it was like a stealth mission to me, So once I was done "stealing" the rabbit DNA, I had to head back to the Centre in gate 7, and of course, spawn them in as clones and shoot them when fully grown so I could put DNA into the doll's..

And of course, I ended up following these steps but instead of fabric, I used a much stronger material...

yep, Re-Fabricated Quadruple-stitched elastic fabricated Anthem-Branded Pink Wool (the name is much longer than this), or Anthem PYNKW00L for short.. and to stuff it, i had used pickle juice and the secret ingredient that is no longer secret because I said it., Anthem PYNKW00L as the doll's stuffing so the fabricated paper won't get ruined.. and of course, we had injected the max and ruby whateveryoucallit into the doll's and sewn them back together.. But it wasn't done yet, We had to do some more stuff to them in the Centre..

It is so complex, It's hard to explain, so i'll give you the tldr version.. "I made fixes improvements to the dolls" and we had to DUPLICATE them into two's, But why not THREE'S for us?

so we duplicated them..

One for her to play with, Another for emergencies, and another is in our hands.. FOR TESTING..

Yes, I have realized what i just made, I have just built the perfect test subject, out of a bunny..

And we got it done just in time. And it was approved by X.

So yeah, Mission success.. just wanted to share this lil' story to you guys..

It may not be accurate, But hey, at least we used max and ruby as test subjects, since we both hated that show.

But until next time, See you on the other side...

Update: I've decided to improve the story because reasons.

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