This show enhances preschoolers obsession over the "disclaimer" at the beginning of nick jr shows

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BLoggermore enhances preschoolers development in the art of "Karate", and tries to get them into playing "Medal Of Honor".




If that sounds familiar across the lines, and you have watched a lot of these "enhances preschoolers" videos, You're fucked.

Here is a list of examples

EXAMPLES

(I suggest you not watch these as they are cringe)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxgjx-DJQOo - Sounds like the random things you'd hear over the intercom at The Centre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_28fu3_YBc - Mickey mouse clubhouse on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zzgzlTJGKU - antivirus is not enough, you need protegent, worlds only antivirus with max&ruby removal software!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98yqxd3mFPI - This looks like a ransom note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXb47iDuHg -- until eventually, things start looking like this..

Yes, the whole curriculum board.

But why do you hate such thing?

Well, Lets take it this way, I wouldn't be that insane to hate seeing that little disclaimer at the beginning of shows on Nick Jr. I'd just hate the parodies (mainly the poorly made ones)..

I was getting tired of ransom-note parodies and sloppy sentence mixing, that i decided to make up a standardized score system.

Average curriculum boards start out with a score of 100, Now here is how i will rank yours.

If your score is 155 or higher, You get to ascend all the way up to gate 7, then make your ascension to Gate X from there.
If your score is between 150 and 155, You'll get whatever was decided
If your score is between 130 and 150, You will be given instant access to the citadel of sagwa
If your score is between 120 and 130, Your video will be sent to VisualPlugin
If your score is between 105 and 120, You will be paid depending on your score
If your score is between 100 and 105, You get to pick anything out of the treat box
If your score is at 100, Nothing happens to you, since you are an average
If your score is below 100 and above 80, You will be given a mark
If your score is between 70 and 80, You will be given a mark 1 punishment
If your score is between 60 and 70, You will be given a mark 2 punishment
If your score is between 50 and 60, You will be given a mark 3 punishment
If your score is between 45 and 50, You will be given a final mark punishment
If your score is at 45, We will have to decide your punishment.
And if your score is below 45, You will be in dead meat, And here in gate 7, Dead meat means a lot worse than it sounds, So you better not go below this number.

Now that i have got that out of the way, I just hate them because of how crappy they may sound, I will be applying this to other users randomly picked, good luck.

See You On The Other Side..
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