The downfall of "Sprout" - a satire
Well then, This was completely uncalled for. Completely unexpected! I have proof that Sprout/Universal KIDS is dying.
I know that a couple people have done official rants before, Even the IRSOG styled rants have been done.. Probably by a "VisualPlugin"
But i will be excluding your IRSOG rants for a more accurate view.
But i will be excluding your IRSOG rants for a more accurate view.
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/movie-tv/least-favorite-sprout-show/13874195/
http://mrswheezer.blogspot.com/2006/04/why-i-hate-higglytown-heroes.html (I posted this before)
[Mabel's Rant] (If you cannot access this rant, Please know that you can only see this rant in Gate 7, If you are already in said area and still cannot access it, This may be due to you being under the age of 18, and that You will be required by law to subscribe to my youtube channel.)
[Bun's Rant] (If you cannot access this rant, Please know that you can only see this rant in Gate 7, If you are already in said area and still cannot access it, This may be due to you being under the age of 18, and that You will be required by law to subscribe to my youtube channel.)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yP9hEMEEUPKqhH95O9mp3x8N14TSb5Y87kjIu7e-J3s/edit?usp=sharing (Team Umizoomi)
I'm sorry if you cannot access the two's rants, but this is probably because i didn't have enough time to get their permission to use their blog rants on sprout, so anyways lets get to the point..
http://mrswheezer.blogspot.com/2006/04/why-i-hate-higglytown-heroes.html (I posted this before)
[Mabel's Rant] (If you cannot access this rant, Please know that you can only see this rant in Gate 7, If you are already in said area and still cannot access it, This may be due to you being under the age of 18, and that You will be required by law to subscribe to my youtube channel.)
[Bun's Rant] (If you cannot access this rant, Please know that you can only see this rant in Gate 7, If you are already in said area and still cannot access it, This may be due to you being under the age of 18, and that You will be required by law to subscribe to my youtube channel.)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yP9hEMEEUPKqhH95O9mp3x8N14TSb5Y87kjIu7e-J3s/edit?usp=sharing (Team Umizoomi)
I'm sorry if you cannot access the two's rants, but this is probably because i didn't have enough time to get their permission to use their blog rants on sprout, so anyways lets get to the point..
Sprout is dying.
So then, I've been watching TV, and i found out that the original Sprout is slowly fading away.
You see, It used to have PBS Kids shows like Sesame Street, Thomas The Tank Engine, Etc.
But then, there came the Wiggles, and the PBS Kids shows licenses expiring, with them having to remove shows like whatever there was on there, they'd no longer have the rights to show 90% of the PBS Kids shows.. They kept pulling them off the air and replacing them with other shows
Eventually there came "LazyTown" with TheSuperSproutletShow, and The letsgoshow,.. but then, the segments gone away..
I don't know how to describe this but..
They eventually removed almost every PBS Kids on there (95% of it is gone) so now they only have rights to air "Caillou".. Which now has only one showing, at that is at 8:30 AM (EST)
Then there came a name change called "Universal KIDS"
So this means one thing..
If they take Caillou off the air, then that means Universal KIDS will now own 100% of it's television.
Anyways, Lets get to the next rant
Team Umizoomi
i already took care of that
Sagwa's tribute..
... Well, The Citadel Of Sagwa has already been constructed and it's over 8,200 meters tall, so if it were built on earth, it would be the tallest building to be built, but however, it doesn't beat The Centre which is at i assume, over 15,000 meters tall (The height is over 25,000 meters, Over 30,000 Metres for it to reach Gate 8) making it somehow the tallest building of Gate 7.. But in all seriousness.
The Citadel Of Sagwa has just been built, and she is already taking over 95% of the TV experience by one man who created the company's logos.. But then anyways, I'm currently underground, Kinda a deep hole for the citadel of sagwa, It's entrance sorta looks like the one at the centre, I mean, I don't know if i should go in the citadel of sagwa, since she just left a small hole for me and some other people to get into.. I mean, Sometimes, You'd hear some strange noises coming from her place, but i don't know where it is coming from..
I'll tell you more info in my next blog post..
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