Advent Calendar Day 7 : How to cross max and ruby with squidbillies (A Satire) (PART 1)

Right then! Day 7 of the advent calendar is finally here, and it has contained (you guessed it..) MOAR MAX AND RUBY BULLSHIT! Yeah.. I don't think i'm going the right way, but anyways, this is another how-to tutorial on how to [probably not] make a crossover of max and ruby and squidbillies..




How to make the "babies"

no, not real babies.. i'm talking about these guys, yes, miniature dakimakura's of max and ruby, since i have yet again got another bunny love..

anyways, heres how to make them..

1. go on goanimate.com and click the log in button, if you're already logged in skip to step 3


2. log in with an email address and password provided by your manager.
3. go to your video and click the pencil!
4. click on the business guy icon!
 5. click on whiteboard animation like an idiot
oh right, i was talking about how to make a crossover, not how to edit a whiteboard animation.. fuck!

How to create the "babies"

Anyways, heres how to create them.. Keep in mind that this may be hard for the not-so-experienced people here in CLarramoreland.

1. go fetch a couple max and ruby coloring pages off of the internet. Here are a couple i found on rostitchery.com
2. Crop the images to the body and make image transparent in the image editor of your choice
Max made transparent in paint.net.
Tip: You should also try to remove any jpeg artifacts inside the image for a more stable parchment,
Tip 2: If the image isn't made transparent, you would end up with a whitened version of the illustration on the parchment.
Tip 3: Don't forget to crop the image, Otherwise, The parchment will include this.. These are expensive!
3. Once you're done making the image transparent and all, You may now print out the image on a normal printer.. This could take a while depending on what printer you have..
4. While you're waiting for your printer to print out your max and ruby, You could try to record an episode of max and ruby, I like the original ones from seasons 1-5.. I'm already binge watching this show like it's 2013 all over again..

Now, these next steps could be extremely hard for those who are not very well experienced here in wherever country you are.. These next steps require some materials that are rather expensive here in CLarramoreland, If you reside somewhere else such as the US or even the UK, These steps may be very hard for you, even if you are a child reading this, which reminds me..


Hey kids! Subscribe to CLoggermore on youtube if you wanna see more goanimate and roblox videos. If you are still a child, or even a child that is over the age of 21 or so, Go no further than here, Instead, An additional step will be required, You will be required to subscribe to me on youtube..

If you are over the age of 21 (legal age for you to drink beer), You may go further, This requires a special type of beer. But there is a problem..

Zhe problem.

So, you'd usually think you've already got all za supplies on ze intr0net.. But Zen, You realize something.. Zhat Zhere is a Problem here!
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE SUPPLIES OR MATERIALS YOU NEED TO CREATE JA MAX&RWBY!"..
Zhis is a problem tòó me nö. but i have came up with a solužen for zhis problem!

Rão to fix it?

It is a very simple solution, you zee, here is how to fix ze problem you would usually have when making such materials..

1. Make sure you have installed teamviewer
2. Be sure that you have a transmitting pin and a receiving pin, and make sure these are both WIRELESS..
3. Make sure you have the materials and knowledge needed to create a portal to "the dark side" of CLarramoreland
4. If you're wanting to bring a friend over, Be sure that your friend meets the requirements to visit "the dark side" of CLarramoreland.. 
5. Be sure to tell the one who isn't ready that she can't come because it is too dangerous there..
6. GET YOURSELF A [Material not available in your area], a [Material only available in CLarramoreland and/or Gate-7], The item known as "[Material unavailable in your current area]", 4 helpings of [Item's name is not allowed to be mentioned or referred in your area, Only mention this in "The Centre" of gate 7], The fabric of [Element unavailable in your area], 4 tablespoon's of [This material is unavailable in your current area at this time] and finally, some [Material unavailable in your local area].

Normally, for those reading this, I know most of you are not in gate 7 by now, so i'm sorry if you cannot get any of these materials..

How to make said pillows in gate 7.

Ok, So basically, once you have gotten the materials, You may now head over to the dark side and exchange in the two coloring pages you've printed out along with two soulds, for the soul-bound inscribed spell-parchments put into scroll form..

After that, go to a infusion station and fuse the parchment with the fabric of [Material unavaible in your area].. After that is done, you may go to a station where you could stuff the pillow's with [material unavaible], and sew these together..

After that is done, You may now exit the dark side..


CONCLUSION!


And that is it for part 1, You'd think that this would be a full tutorial but no..

See you on the other side..

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