Advent Calendar Day 5 : Max & RWBY Season 6, thy rant.
"Right then..?" he says as he rapidly paces throughout his room in the dark,
This can't be happening to them, First the building, then the whole block, Now they've hit max & ruby.. I CAN'T COMMENT TO THIS!? OR CAN I!! Let's seee
Everybody knows the age old question, "Where in the hell are max and ruby's parents?"
Well, on 2016-09-18, that question finally gets answered when their parents are finally shown, and when somebunny can speak full sentences..
As you can see, there have been a lot of changes to max and ruby, One of the major differences being that max can speak in full sentences instead of saying one or two words... When i found out about this, i knew something wasn't right.. And there was something..
A major difference to his looks is that max no longer wears overalls like he used to in the series, Another major difference is that max and ruby's parents are now seen in the show,
While watching some episodes of the show last night, I noticed some differences in the animation, One of the animation differences is that the show is digitally animated, and uses a technique that makes the animation somewhat smoother, a technique i like to call "Lerp Animation", which is "Linear Interpolation Animation" for short..
Basically, This has gave me a headache in some way, I used to wonder, to myself, Where are max and ruby's parents? Now.. Since season 6 has not only answered 1 question that was unanswered for 14 years, It also gives me another question which is "Was there some events in between those 3 years that i didn't know about which lead to season 6? If so, what are the events?"
And why would i ask this? Well, the answer is simple. Because, What made their parents come back after 14 years of not being seen?, How did max suddenly go from "only speaking one or two words at a time" to "suddenly speaking full sentences and attending preschool", And what happened to max's overalls? Did he just grow out of them?
...
What gives me a headache is the fact where max can speak full sentences somehow, I used to remember him just speaking only one or two words per episode, as in if he said something like "Superbunny", "Fucknuts", or even "Shithead". He'd only say that one word and repeat it for the entire episode.. Now, They've decided to break some "rules" whereas he can suddenly speak full sentences and his parents are shown. Now, unless this story takes place in an alternate universe, This isn't the one i remember.. I mean, if this actually did take place in an alternate universe and the "real version" is still intact, I would've been surprised.. But i don't like where the show's heading.
I mean i'm not a max and ruby fan or anything, but season 6 was the reason why i couldn't sleep today..
With the show somehow taking place in an alternated universe where max can suddenly speak full sentences and their parents are being shown on TV, This honestly gave me a headache.. I couldn't sleep for the entire night, I'm lucky they shown me a season 1 episode to try and ease off the pain, but that didn't help, so i had to watch a couple season 1 family guy episodes, a season 3 episode of american dad, then season 1 episode 2 of aqua teen hunger force to ease off this pain.. I thought it wouldn't get any worse, so i watched squidbillies to be sure.
Honestly, I don't know if it was worth the 3 years.. You see, Showing their parents was enough for season 6, But having somebunny speak full sentences, they took it too far.. Not the max and ruby i used to remember..
I give Season 6 of max and ruby a huge fuck you out of 5.
What was Rosemary Wells thinking?
This can't be happening to them, First the building, then the whole block, Now they've hit max & ruby.. I CAN'T COMMENT TO THIS!? OR CAN I!! Let's seee
Everybody knows the age old question, "Where in the hell are max and ruby's parents?"
Well, on 2016-09-18, that question finally gets answered when their parents are finally shown, and when somebunny can speak full sentences..
As you can see, there have been a lot of changes to max and ruby, One of the major differences being that max can speak in full sentences instead of saying one or two words... When i found out about this, i knew something wasn't right.. And there was something..
A major difference to his looks is that max no longer wears overalls like he used to in the series, Another major difference is that max and ruby's parents are now seen in the show,
While watching some episodes of the show last night, I noticed some differences in the animation, One of the animation differences is that the show is digitally animated, and uses a technique that makes the animation somewhat smoother, a technique i like to call "Lerp Animation", which is "Linear Interpolation Animation" for short..
Basically, This has gave me a headache in some way, I used to wonder, to myself, Where are max and ruby's parents? Now.. Since season 6 has not only answered 1 question that was unanswered for 14 years, It also gives me another question which is "Was there some events in between those 3 years that i didn't know about which lead to season 6? If so, what are the events?"
And why would i ask this? Well, the answer is simple. Because, What made their parents come back after 14 years of not being seen?, How did max suddenly go from "only speaking one or two words at a time" to "suddenly speaking full sentences and attending preschool", And what happened to max's overalls? Did he just grow out of them?
...
What gives me a headache is the fact where max can speak full sentences somehow, I used to remember him just speaking only one or two words per episode, as in if he said something like "Superbunny", "Fucknuts", or even "Shithead". He'd only say that one word and repeat it for the entire episode.. Now, They've decided to break some "rules" whereas he can suddenly speak full sentences and his parents are shown. Now, unless this story takes place in an alternate universe, This isn't the one i remember.. I mean, if this actually did take place in an alternate universe and the "real version" is still intact, I would've been surprised.. But i don't like where the show's heading.
I mean i'm not a max and ruby fan or anything, but season 6 was the reason why i couldn't sleep today..
With the show somehow taking place in an alternated universe where max can suddenly speak full sentences and their parents are being shown on TV, This honestly gave me a headache.. I couldn't sleep for the entire night, I'm lucky they shown me a season 1 episode to try and ease off the pain, but that didn't help, so i had to watch a couple season 1 family guy episodes, a season 3 episode of american dad, then season 1 episode 2 of aqua teen hunger force to ease off this pain.. I thought it wouldn't get any worse, so i watched squidbillies to be sure.
Honestly, I don't know if it was worth the 3 years.. You see, Showing their parents was enough for season 6, But having somebunny speak full sentences, they took it too far.. Not the max and ruby i used to remember..
I give Season 6 of max and ruby a huge fuck you out of 5.
What was Rosemary Wells thinking?
Conclusion
- So, just to clear things up, I have realized that the episode's airdate on nick jr was on 4/13/2017, Which is the 8th anniversary for a webcomic called "homestuck"... (yes i read that too)
- Another thing i'd clear up is that even though max usually says and repeats one word per episode, Keep in mind that i used to do this too when i was younger.. except this was done on some occasions
- To clear even more things up, Keep in mind that this is yet another satire for the advent calendar. Shouldn't be taken seriously..
And that concludes day 5 on the advent calendar, see you on the other side.
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