Advent Calendar Day 23 : Modern Nick Jr through the view of a bloggermore.
So then, I don't usually watch nick jr that much, But recently, I have been noticing some huge changes from what i remember nick jr as back in my childhood..
And to make it up for not having a blog post within day 21 and day 22, Here is a blog post..
So, let's start with some of the shows.
And to make it up for not having a blog post within day 21 and day 22, Here is a blog post..
So, let's start with some of the shows.
Team Umizoomi vs The Laws of Physics (2010)
So then, it apparently seems as if team umizoomi is some sort of math show and prefers "Math" over "Science", Because i've been seeing the show break the laws of physics, and even doing some things that are impossible to do in reality,
But i don't care how much realism they put into the show, I only care about some of these facts that annoy me, And i'm going to be telling you HOW YOU COULD'VE CLEARLY FIX THESE.. So let's start..
#1. (S4E14) "Umi Knights",
Why would dragons even need glasses?
So, there is this episode where some dragon that looks like a big-brained-LEO (from little einsteins) named "max" lost his glasses and is apparently flying out of control bumping into things.. Now i know from a fact that the dragons that can fly, can see perfectly fine, and that glasses are completely optional, Another thing i know is that if max were vision impaired, He would still know where he is going because pretty much every dragon HAS this sixth sense.
SO that is one failure
So Team UmiZoomi is eliminated
I've also seen other episodes that defy these physics.. But let's move on shall we?
SO that is one failure
So Team UmiZoomi is eliminated
I've also seen other episodes that defy these physics.. But let's move on shall we?
PAW Patrol - "This is like playing GOD"
*sigh*
this has to be one of the dumbest things i've ever seen in TV History.
Since most of the "Rants" are made by some people on goanimate using the IRSOG format i guess i'll have to write one myself..
So apparently, This city apparently revolves around a guy named Ryder, who is apparently the ruler of his OWN city. and whenever there is a problem, people contact Ryder, whereas he has to rely on some pups that he has created and trained at his own will.
then, ryder accepts this call with a motto "No job is Too Big, No Pup Is Too Small" which is in fact, a lie.
You know what? I'm gonna avoid it like the plague...
PAW Patrol is also eliminated.
So apparently, This city apparently revolves around a guy named Ryder, who is apparently the ruler of his OWN city. and whenever there is a problem, people contact Ryder, whereas he has to rely on some pups that he has created and trained at his own will.
then, ryder accepts this call with a motto "No job is Too Big, No Pup Is Too Small" which is in fact, a lie.
You know what? I'm gonna avoid it like the plague...
PAW Patrol is also eliminated.
The Fresh Beat Band
Don't get me started on this topic..
The Fresh Beat Band is eliminated..
Wow Wow Wubbzy / Wow Wow WEEGEE!
Wow Wow Wubbzy is eliminated, Same for Wow Wow WEEGEE!
Dora The Explorer. / Dora And Friends. (Into The City)
Everybody knows that Dora The Explorer is a bad influence on children.
Dora The Explorer Is Eliminated, Same for Dora And Friends Into The City.
and for the rest of the show's.. They will also be voted on soon..
but for now,
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