Advent Calendar Day 20 : "Noble Mattox" : The Untold Story

Right then... This advent calendar is almost over and you know what that means, 2 more days til BFB possibly get's released, and of course, I'mm gonna review a mysterious yet obscure "children's show" you may/not have seen.. known as "Noble Mattox"..




So Because of it being very obscure, even obscure in the country it originates in (possibly the U.S.) Not much is known about this show, So before i get into this show, i'm probably gonna have to tell you the meaning of what the show is so far..

So..? What is Noble Mattox?

Let me start off by saying that Noble Mattox is apparently a long running show that's been on since 1976, as in the original show running from 1976 to 2002 and a reboot in early 2003 and as of me writing this.. It's still on the air..

So anyways, Noble Mattox is a weird long-running children's show starring some weird characters that range from hands with googly eyes (sorta to represent the show OOBi (and it's spiritual successor OOBii)) to a drunken redneck cowboy from the toy story series.. It apparently is a weird show..

but it get's weirder.. The show gives me the Myst vibes.. It is said that it "Enhances preschoolers Autism-Awareness and Opens A Portal To The Linked Noble Mattox Dimension With What The Fuck Chuck?" Seriously, are you gonna allow preschoolers to know that?

And why would there be a noble mattox dimension, Arent those like, Expensive?!?!??!?!?
 oh wait.. the noble mattox portal is just a portal to four's eternal algebra class.

so anyways, I found this very interesting so i shall blog about the PORTAL

Noble Mattox Television PORTAL

So, There was a rumor going around in a discord chat that the show was designed to attract kids to the portal just to have them sucked in..

However, I wanted to see if this was true,

But unfortunately for us, Back in 2004-2007 The New "AVIICIDI" World Order Government requested that every instance of Noble Mattox be taken down on television, on the web, Everywhere..

However, There are only a few channel stations that STILL broadcast Noble Mattox Episodes as of 2017.. And that means there are only 4 stations in the world that still broadcast the show and they all are rare stations, and this show is a rare find on all of them, I took liberty to find the show on these stations, to see if this rumor is true.. However, Since i just set up the radar today (on searching for noble mattox)! It's going to take a while to search and record the episodes on a VHS, In fact, a new episode will air in 2 days..

So yeah, I will update you soon on the noble mattox series, that way once this rumor is proven true, I can get accepted into Briarwood.

See You On The Other Side..

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